path: root/patch.yml

---
# You may want to change the default to your favourite host (group) you run this on the most.
- hosts: "{{ runtime_hosts | default('CHANGE_ME') }}"
  order: inventory
  gather_facts: false
  # default: all in first step, but that shit requires (int)
  serial: 666
  tasks:
  - name: Gather necessary facts
    setup:
      filter: "ansible_distribution*"
  - name: Set up Red Hat and derivatives
    debug:
      msg: "System is {{ansible_distribution}} {{ansible_distribution_version}}, checking in."
    when: ansible_distribution_file_variety == "RedHat"
    changed_when: true
    notify: "redhat upd"
  - name: Set up Debian and derivatives
    debug:
      msg: "System is {{ansible_distribution}} {{ansible_distribution_version}}, checking in."
    when: ansible_distribution_file_variety == "Debian"
    changed_when: true
    notify: "debian upd"
  - name: Set up SUSE and derivatives
    debug:
      msg: "System is {{ansible_distribution}} {{ansible_distribution_version}}, checking in."
    # SuSE was "renamed" to SUSE somewhen around SLES 11 (now SLE :-} ), so we'll check for both. Even though generation 11
    # repositories should be pretty ...deaddish by now.
    when: ansible_distribution_file_variety == "SUSE" or ansible_distribution_file_variety == "SuSE"
    changed_when: true
    notify: "suse upd"
  - name: Set up Arch and derivatives
    debug:
      msg: "System is {{ansible_distribution}} ({{ansible_distribution_file_variety}}), checking in."
    when: ansible_distribution_file_variety == "Archlinux"
    changed_when: true
    notify: "arch upd"
  handlers:
  - name: Update yum/dnf cache (RHEL)
    # We want to see a dedicated failure if the repos cannot be fetched already.
    # Cheating here: yum wants a "state" statement to be placed before it takes action, and then - other than stated in the docs -
    # we can trigger an action containing update_cache without "name" being mandatory. So we will have no package present with
    # updated cache :-)
    yum:
      state: present
      update_cache: "yes"
      validate_certs: "yes"
    become: true
    listen: "redhat upd"
  - name: Update repository cache (Debian)
    apt:
      update_cache: "yes"
    become: true
    listen: "debian upd"
  - name: Update repository cache (Arch)
    pacman:
      update_cache: "yes"
    become: true
    listen: "arch upd"
  - name: Check for upgrades (RHEL)
    # yum check-upgrade would normally throw an RC 100 if updates are available.
    # But through ansible: RC0! Weeeee
    shell: /usr/bin/yum -q -C check-upgrade 2>/dev/null | wc -l
    args:
      warn: false
    register: yue
    changed_when: yue.stdout|int > 1
    become: true
    listen: "redhat upd"
    notify:
      - "redhat updates available"
      - "rkhunter"
  - name: Check for upgrades (Debian)
    shell:
      cmd: apt list --upgradable 2>/dev/null | grep -v ^Listing | wc -l
    # ZWEI GEKREUZTE HÄMMER UND EIN GROSSES W
    register: aue
    # apt will throw an error because it doesn't like piping yet.
    # for our purposes, however, everything has already been sufficiently implemented.
    failed_when: false
    changed_when: aue.stdout|int > 0
    notify:
      - "debian updates available"
      - "rkhunter"
    listen: "debian upd"
  - name: Check for upgrades (Arch)
    # TODO: pikaur
    shell: /usr/bin/pacman -Qu
    become: true
    register: pue
    failed_when: pue.rc|int > 1
    changed_when: pue.rc|int == 0
    notify:
      - "arch updates available"
      - "rkhunter"
    listen: "arch upd"
  - name: Check for existence of rkhunter
    stat:
      path: /usr/bin/rkhunter
    register: rkhex
    ignore_errors: true
    no_log: true
    # yum always tosses this arbitrary extra line at you, a simple tr -s does not eradicate it, so - well,
    # 0 and 1 are fine. As explained above, the RC is worthless when run through ansible.
    listen: "rkhunter"
    changed_when:
      - rkhex.stat is defined
      - rkhex.stat.executable is defined
      - rkhex.stat.executable == true
    notify: "rkhunter execution"
  - name: rkhunter pre-check
    shell: rkhunter -c --sk --rwo --ns
    become: true
    no_log: true
    listen: "rkhunter execution"
  - name: Upgrade all installed packages (RHEL)
    yum:
      name: '*'
      state: latest
      validate_certs: "yes"
      skip_broken: "yes"
    become: true
    listen: "redhat updates available"
  # Auto-removal is broken and will nuke packages we previously selected through e.g. ansible.
  # See ansible issue #60349. Leaving commented out. -- pff
  # - name: Auto-removal of orphaned dependencies (RHEL)
  #   yum:
  #     autoremove: "yes"
  #   when: (ansible_distribution_file_variety == "RedHat") or (ansible_distribution == "Red Hat Enterprise Linux") or (ansible_distribution == "CentOS")
  - name: Register requirement for reboot (RHEL)
    command: needs-restarting -r
    ignore_errors: "yes"
    register: nr
    changed_when: "nr.rc > 0"
    failed_when: false
    notify: "Reboot if required"
    become: true
    # we listen to "redhat upd" here in case a previous reboot was not executed. If undesired, change to "redhat updates available".
    listen: "redhat upd"
  - name: Clean packages cache (Debian)
    command: apt clean
    become: true
    listen: "debian upd"
  - name: Upgrade packages (Debian)
    apt:
      upgrade: dist
    become: true
    listen: "debian updates available"
  - name: Remove dependencies that are no longer required (Debian)
    apt:
      autoremove: "yes"
      purge: "yes"
    become: true
    # we listen to "debian upd" here in case a previous cleanup was skipped. Change to "debian updates available" if undesired.
    listen: "debian upd"
#  - name: Check for existence of needrestart (Debian)
#    stat:
#      path: /usr/sbin/needrestart
#    register: nrex
#    ignore_errors: "yes"
#    no_log: true
#    failed_when: false
#    changed_when:
#      - nrex.stat.exists == true
#      - nrex.stat.executable == true
#    # we listen to "debian upd" here in case a previous reboot was not executed. If undesired, change to "debian updates available".
#    notify: "debian needrestart"
#    listen: "debian upd"
#  - name: Check for outdated kernel (Debian)
#    shell: /usr/sbin/needrestart -pk
#    register: kernout
#    when:
#      - nrex.stat.exists == true
#      - nrex.stat.executable == true
#    become: true
#    changed_when: "kernout.rc|int == 1"
#    listen: "debian needrestart"
#    notify: "Reboot if required"
#    # failed_when necessary to have a change for RC 1 instead of a failure
#    failed_when: kernout.rc > 1
  - name: Upgrade packages (Arch)
    pacman:
      # DO NOT RUN payman -Sy instead of pacman -Syu, i.e. avoid partial upgrades:
      update_cache: "yes"
      upgrade: "yes"
    become: true
    listen: "arch updates available"
  - name: Check for existence of needrestart (Debian, Arch)
    stat:
      path: /usr/sbin/needrestart
    register: nrex
    ignore_errors: "yes"
    no_log: true
    failed_when: false
    changed_when:
      - nrex.stat.exists == true
      - nrex.stat.executable == true
    # we listen to "debian upd" here in case a previous reboot was not executed. If undesired, change to "debian updates available".
    notify:
      - "debian arch needrestart"
    listen:
      - "debian upd"
      - "arch upd"
  - name: Check for outdated kernel (Debian, Arch)
    shell: /usr/sbin/needrestart -pk
    register: kernout
    when:
      - nrex.stat.exists == true
      - nrex.stat.executable == true
    become: true
    changed_when: "kernout.rc|int == 1"
    listen: "debian arch needrestart"
    notify: "Reboot if required"
    # failed_when necessary to have a change for RC 1 instead of a failure
    failed_when: kernout.rc > 1
  - name: Check for outdated services (Debian, Arch)
    shell: /usr/sbin/needrestart -pl
    register: svcout
    when:
      - nrex.stat.exists == true
      - nrex.stat.executable == true
    become: true
    changed_when: "svcout.rc|int == 1"
    listen: "debian arch needrestart"
    # we'll play it safe here: outdated services? --> reboot.
    notify: "Reboot if required"
    # failed_when necessary to have a change for RC 1 instead of a failure
    failed_when: svcout.rc > 2
  - name: Update zypper cache (SUSE)
    # we cannot cheat like we did with yum: we need to update any package to refresh the cache with the zypper module. Hence falling back
    # to shell.
    shell: |
      zypper refs && zypper ref
    become: true
    listen: "suse upd"
  - name: Verify Zypper repository availability
    # Now, here's the thing with zypper. If you have a dead repository, you need to face the following facts:
    # 1. All output goes to stdout. For zypper lu at least on SLE12/openSUSE42 and earlier, this is:
    #    - The packages available for update
    #    - Debug output lik "loading repository data..." and "reading installed packages..."
    #      (could be silenced with -q, but without RC feedback we need the debug strings again, kek.)
    #    - WARNING(!!) messages
    #    ... there is no STDERR.
    # 2. There is no return code other than 0 for warnings.
    # Great. Interaction with automatisms as if that stuff came directly from Redmond.
    # So we need to parse the fucking output string in ansible. Let's start with the "repository not available" warnings.
    debug:
      msg: "Dead repositories existing and no update present, we consider this a failure."
    when:
      - zypperlu is search("Repository.*appears to be outdated")
      - zypperlu is search("No updates found")
    listen: "zypperlu"
    failed_when: true
  - name: Update all packages (SUSE)
    # we could narrow this down via type:patch, but that's about all. So fire away.
    zypper:
      name: '*'
      state: latest
    become: true
    # TODO: suse not productive yet, so we choose an arbitrary listener here. Change to something meaningful when going to production.
    listen: "suse upd"
  - name: Register requirement for reboot (SUSE)
    # change in paradigm: we will now use "needs-rebooting", suse implemented that somewhere between 12 and 15, instead of "ps -sss"
    # shell: zypper ps -sss
    # todo: what to do if services require a refork?
    # shell: zypper ps -sss
    shell: zypper needs-rebooting
    args:
      warn: false
    register: zyppout
    changed_when: zyppout.rc == 102
    failed_when: zyppout.rc != 102 and zyppout.rc != 0
    notify: "Reboot if required"
    # we listen to "suse upd" here in case a previous reboot was skipped. Change to "suse updates available" if undesired.
    listen: "suse upd"
  - name: Clean packages cache (RHEL)
    # ansible's yum module does not have a dedicated action for this. So shell it is.
    # CAUTION: This will only work as long as modern RHEL derivatives (RHEL/CentOS >=8, Fedora >=30) will have yum available as pseudo-alias to dnf.
    # Also, despite yum not offering this feature, ansible will warn that there is a yum module and we should consider using it. Turning warnings off.
    args:
      warn: false
    shell: yum clean packages
    become: true
    # we listen to "redhat upd" here in case a previous cleanup was skipped. Change to "redhat updates available" if undesired.
    listen: "redhat upd"
  - name: Clean apt cache (Debian)
    # ansible's apt module does not have a dedicated action for this yet. So shell it is:
    shell: apt clean
    become: true
    # here, we already listen to "debian updates available" already since we already did a more generic cleanup above (unless narrowed down as well)
    listen: "debian updates available"
  - name: Clean packages cache (SUSE)
    # ansible's zypper module does not have a dedicated action for this yet. So shell it is:
    shell: zypper clean
    become: true
    # we listen to "suse upd" here in case a previous cleanup was skipped. Change to "suse updates available" if undesired.
    listen: "suse upd"
  - name: rkhunter properties update
    command: rkhunter --propupd --rwo --ns
    become: true
    listen: "rkhunter execution"
  - name: Reboot if required
    # ignore_errors: yes
    reboot:
      reboot_timeout: 300
      pre_reboot_delay: 5
      test_command: uptime
    become: true
---
# You may want to change the default to your favourite host (group) you run this on the most.
- hosts: "{{ runtime_hosts | default('CHANGE_ME') }}"
  order: inventory
  gather_facts: false
  # default: all in first step, but that shit requires (int)
  serial: 666
  tasks:
  - name: Gather necessary facts
    setup:
      filter: "ansible_distribution*"
  - name: Set up Red Hat and derivatives
    debug:
      msg: "System is {{ansible_distribution}} {{ansible_distribution_version}}, checking in."
    when: ansible_distribution_file_variety == "RedHat"
    changed_when: true
    notify: "redhat upd"
  - name: Set up Debian and derivatives
    debug:
      msg: "System is {{ansible_distribution}} {{ansible_distribution_version}}, checking in."
    when: ansible_distribution_file_variety == "Debian"
    changed_when: true
    notify: "debian upd"
  - name: Set up SUSE and derivatives
    debug:
      msg: "System is {{ansible_distribution}} {{ansible_distribution_version}}, checking in."
    # SuSE was "renamed" to SUSE somewhen around SLES 11 (now SLE :-} ), so we'll check for both. Even though generation 11
    # repositories should be pretty ...deaddish by now.
    when: ansible_distribution_file_variety == "SUSE" or ansible_distribution_file_variety == "SuSE"
    changed_when: true
    notify: "suse upd"
  - name: Set up Arch and derivatives
    debug:
      msg: "System is {{ansible_distribution}} ({{ansible_distribution_file_variety}}), checking in."
    when: ansible_distribution_file_variety == "Archlinux"
    changed_when: true
    notify: "arch upd"
  handlers:
  - name: Update yum/dnf cache (RHEL)
    # We want to see a dedicated failure if the repos cannot be fetched already.
    # Cheating here: yum wants a "state" statement to be placed before it takes action, and then - other than stated in the docs -
    # we can trigger an action containing update_cache without "name" being mandatory. So we will have no package present with
    # updated cache :-)
    yum:
      state: present
      update_cache: "yes"
      validate_certs: "yes"
    become: true
    listen: "redhat upd"
  - name: Update repository cache (Debian)
    apt:
      update_cache: "yes"
    become: true
    listen: "debian upd"
  - name: Update repository cache (Arch)
    pacman:
      update_cache: "yes"
    become: true
    listen: "arch upd"
  - name: Check for upgrades (RHEL)
    # yum check-upgrade would normally throw an RC 100 if updates are available.
    # But through ansible: RC0! Weeeee
    shell: /usr/bin/yum -q -C check-upgrade 2>/dev/null | wc -l
    args:
      warn: false
    register: yue
    changed_when: yue.stdout|int > 1
    become: true
    listen: "redhat upd"
    notify:
      - "redhat updates available"
      - "rkhunter"
  - name: Check for upgrades (Debian)
    shell:
      cmd: apt list --upgradable 2>/dev/null | grep -v ^Listing | wc -l
    # ZWEI GEKREUZTE HÄMMER UND EIN GROSSES W
    register: aue
    # apt will throw an error because it doesn't like piping yet.
    # for our purposes, however, everything has already been sufficiently implemented.
    failed_when: false
    changed_when: aue.stdout|int > 0
    notify:
      - "debian updates available"
      - "rkhunter"
    listen: "debian upd"
  - name: Check for upgrades (Arch)
    # TODO: pikaur
    shell: /usr/bin/pacman -Qu
    become: true
    register: pue
    failed_when: pue.rc|int > 1
    changed_when: pue.rc|int == 0
    notify:
      - "arch updates available"
      - "rkhunter"
    listen: "arch upd"
  - name: Check for existence of rkhunter
    stat:
      path: /usr/bin/rkhunter
    register: rkhex
    ignore_errors: true
    no_log: true
    # yum always tosses this arbitrary extra line at you, a simple tr -s does not eradicate it, so - well,
    # 0 and 1 are fine. As explained above, the RC is worthless when run through ansible.
    listen: "rkhunter"
    changed_when:
      - rkhex.stat is defined
      - rkhex.stat.executable is defined
      - rkhex.stat.executable == true
    notify: "rkhunter execution"
  - name: rkhunter pre-check
    shell: rkhunter -c --sk --rwo --ns
    become: true
    no_log: true
    listen: "rkhunter execution"
  - name: Upgrade all installed packages (RHEL)
    yum:
      name: '*'
      state: latest
      validate_certs: "yes"
      skip_broken: "yes"
    become: true
    listen: "redhat updates available"
  # Auto-removal is broken and will nuke packages we previously selected through e.g. ansible.
  # See ansible issue #60349. Leaving commented out. -- pff
  # - name: Auto-removal of orphaned dependencies (RHEL)
  #   yum:
  #     autoremove: "yes"
  #   when: (ansible_distribution_file_variety == "RedHat") or (ansible_distribution == "Red Hat Enterprise Linux") or (ansible_distribution == "CentOS")
  - name: Register requirement for reboot (RHEL)
    command: needs-restarting -r
    ignore_errors: "yes"
    register: nr
    changed_when: "nr.rc > 0"
    failed_when: false
    notify: "Reboot if required"
    become: true
    # we listen to "redhat upd" here in case a previous reboot was not executed. If undesired, change to "redhat updates available".
    listen: "redhat upd"
  - name: Clean packages cache (Debian)
    command: apt clean
    become: true
    listen: "debian upd"
  - name: Upgrade packages (Debian)
    apt:
      upgrade: dist
    become: true
    listen: "debian updates available"
  - name: Remove dependencies that are no longer required (Debian)
    apt:
      autoremove: "yes"
      purge: "yes"
    become: true
    # we listen to "debian upd" here in case a previous cleanup was skipped. Change to "debian updates available" if undesired.
    listen: "debian upd"
#  - name: Check for existence of needrestart (Debian)
#    stat:
#      path: /usr/sbin/needrestart
#    register: nrex
#    ignore_errors: "yes"
#    no_log: true
#    failed_when: false
#    changed_when:
#      - nrex.stat.exists == true
#      - nrex.stat.executable == true
#    # we listen to "debian upd" here in case a previous reboot was not executed. If undesired, change to "debian updates available".
#    notify: "debian needrestart"
#    listen: "debian upd"
#  - name: Check for outdated kernel (Debian)
#    shell: /usr/sbin/needrestart -pk
#    register: kernout
#    when:
#      - nrex.stat.exists == true
#      - nrex.stat.executable == true
#    become: true
#    changed_when: "kernout.rc|int == 1"
#    listen: "debian needrestart"
#    notify: "Reboot if required"
#    # failed_when necessary to have a change for RC 1 instead of a failure
#    failed_when: kernout.rc > 1
  - name: Upgrade packages (Arch)
    pacman:
      # DO NOT RUN payman -Sy instead of pacman -Syu, i.e. avoid partial upgrades:
      update_cache: "yes"
      upgrade: "yes"
    become: true
    listen: "arch updates available"
  - name: Check for existence of needrestart (Debian, Arch)
    stat:
      path: /usr/sbin/needrestart
    register: nrex
    ignore_errors: "yes"
    no_log: true
    failed_when: false
    changed_when:
      - nrex.stat.exists == true
      - nrex.stat.executable == true
    # we listen to "debian upd" here in case a previous reboot was not executed. If undesired, change to "debian updates available".
    notify:
      - "debian arch needrestart"
    listen:
      - "debian upd"
      - "arch upd"
  - name: Check for outdated kernel (Debian, Arch)
    shell: /usr/sbin/needrestart -pk
    register: kernout
    when:
      - nrex.stat.exists == true
      - nrex.stat.executable == true
    become: true
    changed_when: "kernout.rc|int == 1"
    listen: "debian arch needrestart"
    notify: "Reboot if required"
    # failed_when necessary to have a change for RC 1 instead of a failure
    failed_when: kernout.rc > 1
  - name: Check for outdated services (Debian, Arch)
    shell: /usr/sbin/needrestart -pl
    register: svcout
    when:
      - nrex.stat.exists == true
      - nrex.stat.executable == true
    become: true
    changed_when: "svcout.rc|int == 1"
    listen: "debian arch needrestart"
    # we'll play it safe here: outdated services? --> reboot.
    notify: "Reboot if required"
    # failed_when necessary to have a change for RC 1 instead of a failure
    failed_when: svcout.rc > 2
  - name: Update zypper cache (SUSE)
    # we cannot cheat like we did with yum: we need to update any package to refresh the cache with the zypper module. Hence falling back
    # to shell.
    shell: |
      zypper refs && zypper ref
    become: true
    listen: "suse upd"
  - name: Verify Zypper repository availability
    # Now, here's the thing with zypper. If you have a dead repository, you need to face the following facts:
    # 1. All output goes to stdout. For zypper lu at least on SLE12/openSUSE42 and earlier, this is:
    #    - The packages available for update
    #    - Debug output lik "loading repository data..." and "reading installed packages..."
    #      (could be silenced with -q, but without RC feedback we need the debug strings again, kek.)
    #    - WARNING(!!) messages
    #    ... there is no STDERR.
    # 2. There is no return code other than 0 for warnings.
    # Great. Interaction with automatisms as if that stuff came directly from Redmond.
    # So we need to parse the fucking output string in ansible. Let's start with the "repository not available" warnings.
    debug:
      msg: "Dead repositories existing and no update present, we consider this a failure."
    when:
      - zypperlu is search("Repository.*appears to be outdated")
      - zypperlu is search("No updates found")
    listen: "zypperlu"
    failed_when: true
  - name: Update all packages (SUSE)
    # we could narrow this down via type:patch, but that's about all. So fire away.
    zypper:
      name: '*'
      state: latest
    become: true
    # TODO: suse not productive yet, so we choose an arbitrary listener here. Change to something meaningful when going to production.
    listen: "suse upd"
  - name: Register requirement for reboot (SUSE)
    # change in paradigm: we will now use "needs-rebooting", suse implemented that somewhere between 12 and 15, instead of "ps -sss"
    # shell: zypper ps -sss
    # todo: what to do if services require a refork?
    # shell: zypper ps -sss
    shell: zypper needs-rebooting
    args:
      warn: false
    register: zyppout
    changed_when: zyppout.rc == 102
    failed_when: zyppout.rc != 102 and zyppout.rc != 0
    notify: "Reboot if required"
    # we listen to "suse upd" here in case a previous reboot was skipped. Change to "suse updates available" if undesired.
    listen: "suse upd"
  - name: Clean packages cache (RHEL)
    # ansible's yum module does not have a dedicated action for this. So shell it is.
    # CAUTION: This will only work as long as modern RHEL derivatives (RHEL/CentOS >=8, Fedora >=30) will have yum available as pseudo-alias to dnf.
    # Also, despite yum not offering this feature, ansible will warn that there is a yum module and we should consider using it. Turning warnings off.
    args:
      warn: false
    shell: yum clean packages
    become: true
    # we listen to "redhat upd" here in case a previous cleanup was skipped. Change to "redhat updates available" if undesired.
    listen: "redhat upd"
  - name: Clean apt cache (Debian)
    # ansible's apt module does not have a dedicated action for this yet. So shell it is:
    shell: apt clean
    become: true
    # here, we already listen to "debian updates available" already since we already did a more generic cleanup above (unless narrowed down as well)
    listen: "debian updates available"
  - name: Clean packages cache (SUSE)
    # ansible's zypper module does not have a dedicated action for this yet. So shell it is:
    shell: zypper clean
    become: true
    # we listen to "suse upd" here in case a previous cleanup was skipped. Change to "suse updates available" if undesired.
    listen: "suse upd"
  - name: rkhunter properties update
    command: rkhunter --propupd --rwo --ns
    become: true
    listen: "rkhunter execution"
  - name: Reboot if required
    # ignore_errors: yes
    reboot:
      reboot_timeout: 300
      pre_reboot_delay: 5
      test_command: uptime
    become: true